Lill: I’m going to the bookstore, wanna come?
Jill: Pff…and watch you loiter around the Young Adult section until security is called, I don’t think so Lill.
Lill: Oh right, like I’m not equally embarrassed at the beeline you make to Romance every time.
Jill: Hmph, you read and enjoy just as many badly written bodice rippers as I do.
Lill: Yes, but I download them on my Kindle where no one can bear witness to the dirty awful sin of purchasing and reading them…