Lill: *Ah-CHOO*

Jill: Getting a cold?

Lill: *Sniff* No, it’th theasonal allergies…

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* How is that possible?

Lill: *Sniff* What do you bean? There’s grath add leabs growing everywhere! It’s sprigtime Jillian.

Jill: But you’re never outside long enough to be exposed to any allergy-inducing particulate matter. You transit from our building’s front door and it takes you straight to your office whereupon you sit in a cubicle 5 days a week…

Lill: *Sniff* Yeah, add thome athwipe put tulibs in the lobby…*Ah-CHOO*

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90ā€²s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. onegirlgeek says:

    You should surreptitiously knock the tulips over (assuming they’re potted plants). Or maybe fill a normal spray bottle with weed killer and off them that way?

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    Should I cancel the ragweed and goldenrod bouquet I ordered to be delivered?

    I’ll replace it with a GOOD beer bouquet.

    • *Sigh* I promise not to drink bad beer anymore…and bouquets of any kind are always welcome in our home – maybe not old socks (we have to draw the line somewhere)…J

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