Lill: Entertainment news never fails to bring me a measure of inner peace Jillian.

Jill: Oh?

Lill: I can be plagued by a weary mind – lost to internal conflict and struggle – and just when I’m about to lose hope, someone goes and flour-bombs Kim Kardashian…

Jill: *Raises eyebrow*

Lill: …and the world seems so much brighter.

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We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

16 responses »

  1. Happy Runner says:

    So true. I always feel so balanced after watching E-news. 🙂

  2. ranton2011 says:

    My new favorite word Celebutard, comes to mind. The sad thing is the bomber got arrested on the spot-rather than receive the medal and large cash reward that they deserve.:)!

    • Lol, reality celebutards are even worse – they have absolutely no purpose and make no contribution towards anything relevant (apart from entertainment of course)…and while some of PETA’s antics make us a little uncomfortable, we had no qualms about this one – especially since no flour bags were damaged in the process 🙂 …J

      • ranton2011 says:

        Yes but that flour could have been used as bread for the hungry and smaller chested. Monkey poop-that would have been so much better. That I am sure has less “repurposing” choices. But hey who am I to tell someone what they should launch at a fool? I admire the testicular fortitude they employed in their flour flying!

      • LOL, you had Lill wiping tears with that first line – agreed!…J

  3. Nowan Zen says:

    waste of good flour. I still don’t understand the big draw of that herd!

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