Jill: What are you watching?
Lill: Classic cinema – The Apartment.
Jill: Oh right, this is where Jack Lemmon pimps his pad out to his office execs and their mistresses.
Lill: Yep, and Shirley MacLaine is a hot mess over one of them.
Jill: “When you’re in love with a married man you shouldn’t wear mascara”.
Jill: *Sigh* Vodka?
Lill: What do you think is in my juice glass?