Lill: *Shouting from kitchen* JILLIAN! Where are my pink bendy straws?!
Jill: We ran out last month.
Lill: *Grumble* What about my SpongeBob glasses?
Jill: Gone to Goodwill.
Lill: *Cursing* And the heart-shaped ice cubes?
Jill: Used them this morning in my breakfast smoothie.
Lill: Great, how the hell do you expect me to make dirty martinis now?!