Lill: *Shouting from kitchen* JILLIAN! Where are my pink bendy straws?!

Jill: We ran out last month.

Lill: *Grumble* What about my SpongeBob glasses?

Jill: Gone to Goodwill.

Lill: *Cursing* And the heart-shaped ice cubes?

Jill: Used them this morning in my breakfast smoothie.

Lill: Great, how the hell do you expect me to make dirty martinis now?!

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

10 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Here’s a handful of dirt and a bucket. 🙂

  2. onegirlgeek says:

    You let yourselves run out of bendy straws? Shameful.

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