Jill: K, I’m heading out – how do I look?
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* What?
Lill: No Jillian – I will not tell a 28 year old woman with gorgeous hair, killer legs and an ass and pair of breasts my hacky sack can bounce off of ‘how she looks’ – you know exactly how you look, and the fact that you’re even asking me this question should land you in Guantanamo Bay…or Greenland.
Jill: *Sigh* Sometimes I don’t know whether to hug you or suffocate you in your sleep.
Lill: Go with the former, I keep a paintball gun under my pillow and you’d have a hell of a time getting out the red…