Jill: K, I’m heading out – how do I look?

Lill: No.

Jill: *Raises eyebrows* What?

Lill: No Jillian – I will not tell a 28 year old woman with gorgeous hair, killer legs and an ass and pair of breasts my hacky sack can bounce off of ‘how she looks’ – you know exactly how you look, and the fact that you’re even asking me this question should land you in Guantanamo Bay…or Greenland.

Jill: *Sigh* Sometimes I don’t know whether to hug you or suffocate you in your sleep.

Lill: Go with the former, I keep a paintball gun under my pillow and you’d have a hell of a time getting out the red…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

26 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Quite the mental picture of a paintball gun under the pillow!

  2. jensine says:

    But it must be hard sleeping on a lumpy paintball gun … and why not try purple, as a colour the churches uses AND the gay movement does too maybe it won’t matter how hot she looks

    PS it’s just the envy speaking

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