Lill: Jillian behold! I have baked!
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Putting the store-bought pie into the oven isn’t considered baking Lillian – that’s preparing.
Lill: Hmph, it’s not pie and it didn’t come ready made.
Jill: *Crosses arms* Fine, astonish me.
Lill: *Smug grin* I made chocolate cake in a cup.
Jill: Umm…how? We don’t have any bakers chocolate or cocoa.
Lill: I picked all the chocolate chips off your granola bars.
Jill: *Grumble* But I didn’t hear the oven.
Lill: That’s because I used the microwave.
Jill: *Sigh* Well it smells like cake…have you tried any yet?
Lill: Yep! You just need to chew really fast and spit out the crunchy bits.