Jill: Argh! Those pigeons are still crapping all over the balcony.

Lill: The balcony must feel very lucky.

Jill: *Grumble* Someone must be feeding them.

Lill: Someone must…

Jill: It wouldn’t by chance be a someone who has a penchant for sugary cereals now would it?

Lill: That might be difficult to ascertain.

Jill: True, but not as challenging when there currently sits a stack of Froot Loops on someone’s windowsill.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

8 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Have the shit analyzed. Just trying to help.

  2. Cakes McCain says:

    can understand why you’d toss fruit loops. leave the captain crunch tho.

  3. fela2fela says:

    Are those pigeons planning on purchasing that deck? It’s clear they’ve made a deposit…

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