*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: They want to move me from this branch – apparently I’m disruptive…there have been several so-called ‘complaints’.
Jill: Someone filed a grievance against YOU? It’s unthinkable!
Lill: Yeah, apparently ordering the intern to water the plants was the proverbial straw.
Jill: But you were promoting greenery in the workplace and finding a use for an incompetent youth – how could your manager find fault in this?
Lill: The plants are fake.