*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: They want to move me from this branch – apparently I’m disruptive…there have been several so-called ‘complaints’.

Jill: Someone filed a grievance against YOU? It’s unthinkable!

Lill: Yeah, apparently ordering the intern to water the plants was the proverbial straw.

Jill: But you were promoting greenery in the workplace and finding a use for an incompetent youth – how could your manager find fault in this?

Lill: The plants are fake.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Fake plants need love too! And interns need to be abused once in a while.

    Should have sent the intern to get milk for cereal! And then send them back to get the cereal before them milk goes to room temp.

  2. This actually made me laugh out loud. You two seriously make my life.

  3. fela2fela says:

    Our ficus got bugs once… It was horrible… How does that even happen?

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