Lill: I’m off to Darren’s to play Settlers of Catan, see you later.
Jill: K, bye…Wait, I thought you swore you’d never play Settlers with him again?
Lill: Yeah, he’s a grain hoarder and NEVER trades his ore, but I’m going in prepared.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: *Evil grin* If the stingy bastard doesn’t trade his resources with me, I’ll threaten to suggest to his employer that the comic book blog he ran in university was in fact a website for Latvian mail order brides.
Jill: *Snigger* Doesn’t Darren work for his parents?
Lill: Yep – all the more reason to trade his damn resources, and I’ve got ‘Katya’ on standby in case I need to demonstrate my sincerity.
Jill: This is why I refuse to play boardgames with you – somehow it always ends in blackmail.
Lill: All’s fair in love and Catan.