Lill: Jillian, in recognition of the many years you have been part of this friendship and to remind you of how amazing I am, I have made you this hat!
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* But you don’t knit, crochet, stitch or sew.
Lill: …I have bought you this hat!
Jill: You have no money and if you did would be unlikely to spend it on others.
Lill: …I have stolen you this hat!
Jill: You only steal grapes from the supermarket and money from your Gran’s purse.
Lill: …I have found you this hat!
Jill: *Sigh* That’s the one…thank you Lillian.