Jill: Lill I’m heading out to the market, do you need anything?
Jill: Really? But I swear I saw a box or two in the cupboard.
Lill: Perhaps…but I need more.
*Jill looks in cupboard*
Jill: Good lord woman! Have you started hoarding cracker boxes?! There’s at least four in here and they’re all half full!
Lill: Yes but I cannot eat them.
Jill: Why the hell not? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with them!
Lill: Untrue – they are nearly stale and I like my crackers fresh.
Jill: *Waving arms* But you JUST opened these – they are perfectly edible, they are not stale!
Lill: Yes, but they are also no longer fresh – nearly stale crackers make the cheese so very unhappy and you’re not going to force me to eat depressed cheese are you Jillian?
Jill: *Sigh* One box or two.
Lill: Two please!