Lill: I have a confession to make.
Jill: *Sigh* What happened?
Lill: I accidentally bleached the load of towels you asked me to wash yesterday.
Jill: *Gasp* Lillian I just bought those from Pottery Barn!
Lill: It’s hardly my fault you choose to spend more on linens than most people do on groceries for a month.
Jill: *Sob* They’re ruined.
Lill: Not so! I have it on good authority that tie-dyed textiles are due for a comeback any day now.