Lill: *Squirt* *Munch, munch* So the vegans are bewailing the beetles in their beverages and the meat eaters are moaning about pink slime…
Jill: And for good reason! People have a right to know what they’re consuming – especially if the contents influence health and lifestyle choices.
Lill: *Squirt* *Munch, munch* Well I like my drinks aesthetically pleasing and my beef cheap and mysterious.
Jill: The girl who drinks SunnyD and eats products ‘made with real meat’ does not get a vote on this.
Lill: *Squirt* *Munch, munch* That’s undemocratic Jillian.
Jill: *Sigh* Can we have this conversation when you’re not eating food from an aerosol can?