Lill: *Squirt* *Munch, munch* So the vegans are bewailing the beetles in their beverages and the meat eaters are moaning about pink slime…

Jill: And for good reason! People have a right to know what they’re consuming – especially if the contents influence health and lifestyle choices.

Lill: *Squirt* *Munch, munch* Well I like my drinks aesthetically pleasing and my beef cheap and mysterious.

Jill: The girl who drinks SunnyD and eats products ‘made with real meat’ does not get a vote on this.

Lill: *Squirt* *Munch, munch* That’s undemocratic Jillian.

Jill: *Sigh* Can we have this conversation when you’re not eating food from an aerosol can?

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

8 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Do not blaspheme the squirt can!

  2. Dugutigui says:

    Those two are never bored, as I can see … hahahaha 🙂

  3. mmmmm… cheap and mysterious…

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