Lill: There are almost 20 bottles of conditioner, body wash and lotion in the bathroom – did you rob a drugstore?
Jill: *Sigh* It’s not my fault – there are so many products, so many beautifully packaged and lovely scented concoctions claiming to moisturize, soften, and defrizz.
Lill: You have enough bath and body products to open a bloody spa…
Jill: I’m a weak, weak woman Lillian.
Lill: Seriously, I feel like I should take out a restraining order between you and every drugstore within a 50 km radius.
Jill: Not a bad idea…*wringing hands* ‘course I have all these shopping points to redeem…maybe enact the order after I’ve spent them?
Jill: I’ll cut down, I swear.
Lill: The money you’ve wasted Jill…
Jill: I know.
Lill: What’s prompted this? Was it TV? Peer pressure?
Jill: *Sigh* Both I guess…I dunno
Lill: Do your parents know?
Jill: I don’t think so – I mean it’s not like I’ve got a problem right?
Lill: Absolutely – so when are you going to throw the lot out?
Lill: *Raises eyebrow*
Jill: This weekend for sure…
Lill: *Crosses arms*
Jill: *Sigh* I’ll get a box…
Lill: Attagirl – we’ll get through this together.