Lill: There are almost 20 bottles of conditioner, body wash and lotion in the bathroom – did you rob a drugstore?

Jill: *Sigh* It’s not my fault – there are so many products, so many beautifully packaged and lovely scented concoctions claiming to moisturize, soften, and defrizz.

Lill: You have enough bath and body products to open a bloody spa…

Jill: I’m a weak, weak woman Lillian.

Lill: Seriously, I feel like I should take out a restraining order between you and every drugstore within a 50 km radius.

Jill: Not a bad idea…*wringing hands* ‘course I have all these shopping points to redeem…maybe enact the order after I’ve spent them?

Lill: Riiight.

Jill: I’ll cut down, I swear.

Lill: The money you’ve wasted Jill…

Jill: I know.

Lill: What’s prompted this? Was it TV? Peer pressure?

Jill: *Sigh* Both I guess…I dunno

Lill: Do your parents know?

Jill: I don’t think so – I mean it’s not like I’ve got a problem right?

Lill: Absolutely – so when are you going to throw the lot out?

Jill: Umm…tomorrow.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow*

Jill: This weekend for sure…

Lill: *Crosses arms*

Jill: *Sigh* I’ll get a box…

Lill: Attagirl – we’ll get through this together.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

14 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    But if it is usable and pretty and you do have hair and a body … no need to get rid of anything … just wash more often

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    Sounds like an intervention is in order!

    No dessert until you clear out the bathroom of the excessive products. Although, they do smell nice, and the bottles are pretty colors….

    Look I brought hot wings and cold beer (the GOOD beer). But first, load the toiletries into the my car.

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