Lill: We’re out of milk.
Jill: Yes, it seems we are – wonderful observation Lillian!
Lill: …but I can’t have my coffee without milk…
Jill: Is that so? Hmmm….a predicament if there ever was one.
Lill: …and if I can’t have my coffee, I can’t eat my doughnut…
Jill: I can see how one might be dependent upon the other.
Lill: …and my doughnut looks soooo good Jillian, I would really like to eat it…
Jill: And so you should comrade! You deserve that doughnut!
Lill: …ah but here we circle back to the absence of milk for the ever essential coffee…
Jill: *Sigh* No chance of you quitting then?
Lill: I could go all day.
Jill: You do realize that you could have just asked me to go for a milk run.
Lill: True, but I prefer you doing things for me when they seem like your idea.
Jill: *Sigh* Nothing like a dose of morning manipulation to get the day started.
Lill: Agreed! You’re lucky to have such a considerate roommate.