Lill: I have a confession to make.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: I’m pregnant.
Jill: *Crosses arms* I do have a calendar Lillian and am therefore aware of today’s date.
Lill: *Stomps foot* Damn…it was too much wasn’t it? I shouldn’t have reached so far.
Jill: You could have tried for a more concerned look, perhaps with a test in hand.
Lill: Oh right! Props! That would have been much more convincing…wait, lemme go back and try again!