Lill: I’ve decided to repaint my bedroom.
Jill: Finally! Ugh, I’m so tired of viewing ‘Off-White #4’ through your doorway everyday.
Jill: Just imagine how much better your walls will look with colour!
Lill: I’m looking forward to it.
Jill: So what options are you considering?
Lill: *Cough* Erm…Bavarian Cream, Ivory Tower, Woodland Snow, and Seapearl…