*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I think we should get a garden hose – thoughts?

Jill: We live in an apartment building with a cactus – we have no need for a garden hose Lillian.

Lill: But we live on the 15th floor – just think of all the wonderful possibilities…

Jill: *Sigh* While I’d love to humour your crazy and encourage your deviant ambitions, right now I need to hang up and manage a work situation.

Lill: Hmm…whenever you refer to a ‘work situation’ it usually involves Colin The Incompetent.

Jill: *Sigh* He’s writing a report.

Lill: Colin can write?

Jill: It’s on improving workplace efficiency and timeliness without adversely effecting performance.

Lill: Colin can tell time?

Jill: He’s been working on it since Christmas and we’ve lost two clients due to mismanaged resources.

Lill: A Captain of Commerce in the making…

Jill: The problem is I don’t know how to get him to propose the most obvious recommendation.

Lill: Which is?

Jill: To fire himself.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

10 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    Maybe a anonymous note could do the trick

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    Squirt him with the hose. Train him like a dog is trained with a squirt bottle.

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