Jill: Happy birthday Lill!

Lill: *Grumble* Why am I still sober?…Thought you were my friend…

Jill: Erm…it’s seven o’clock in the morning.

Lill: *Grumble* No excuse…

Jill: *Sigh* There’s a bottle of vermouth gift wrapped on the table and I’ve put some Baileys in your morning coffee.

Lill: *Grumble* Thank you…

Jill: I’ve also emailed your boss with an update on the dreadful intestinal bug that kept you up all night thus preventing you from making an appearance at work today.

Lill: *Grumble* Stomach sick, right…

Jill: Darren is coming by at lunch with meatball subs from Sergio’s and I’ll bring a cake home tonight – store bought and everything.

Lill: *Grumble* Subs, cake, good…

Jill: Oh, and your present, in addition to the vermouth, is Season 2 of Downton Abbey and a feeder for your new disease-ridden friends. After last year I am not taking you out – I can’t afford the therapy or bail – so you’re just going to have to stay in with your junk food, booze and historical drama.

Lill: *Sob* Oh Jillian, you are a kind, kind woman.

Jill: *Sigh* Happy birthday bitch *Hug*.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

9 responses »

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lillian! I hope your day is full of cake and your favorite junk food delivered to you by a ridiculously attractive delivery man. I hope Jill made you mancakes. I meant pancakes, but I actually wrote mancakes first and it seemed too funny to use the backspace button. *big birthday hug*

  2. jensine says:

    BIG birthday hug … and by the way booked Downton Abbey for you if you can find it 🙂

  3. fela2fela says:

    You’re an Aries… Wiki Says( So that’s like, the word of god): your element is fire, how nice you’ll always be warm! You’re an outwardly expressive extrovert, I guess that makes sense. Your direction is south? Your body part is the head…
    Wow astrology has gotten weird…

    Happy Birthday! Enjoy being expressive about your fiery South heads!

    • LOL! Yeah, Jill brought me home a cutout from the newspaper that was equally as bizarre – you need a decrypter to understand astrology now…
      Many thanks for the bday wishes! Me and my expressive fire-filled Southern heads had a marvelous day – 😀 …L

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