*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: Hey, do you want to grab some lunch?
Jill: It’s after 1 o’clock Lillian – lunch has come and gone…
Lill: Correction Jillian, first lunch has come and gone – I need to get a head start on second lunch in order to make my planned afternoon snack.
Jill: Is this why I can never track you down between the hours of 11-3 on a business day? You’re literally eating the afternoon away?
Lill: I also use the window for completing the long list of sexual favours I’m committed to fulfilling Monday to Friday.
Jill: No wonder you’re so hungry.