*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: Hey, do you want to grab some lunch?

Jill: It’s after 1 o’clock Lillian – lunch has come and gone…

Lill: Correction Jillian, first lunch has come and gone – I need to get a head start on second lunch in order to make my planned afternoon snack.

Jill: Is this why I can never track you down between the hours of 11-3 on a business day? You’re literally eating the afternoon away?

Lill: I also use the window for completing the long list of sexual favours I’m committed to fulfilling Monday to Friday.

Jill: No wonder you’re so hungry.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Now I left a plate of peanut butter cookies on the ledge outside my open office window and got nothing. *sigh* always the squirrel and never the nut.

  2. Meg says:

    Sounds like Lill might be a fan of the hobbit diet of seven meals a day: breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper!

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