Jill: Lillian, why are you decanting half a dozen bottles of tequila?
Lill: I’m fishing for the worms.
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* I feel like I should know better than asking, but why are you collecting tequila worms?
Lill: I’m going to feed them to my pigeons and see what happens.
Jill: *Sigh* Why couldn’t you just go to the movies on a Saturday night like a normal person?
Lill: And potentially miss out on watching my pigeons fly around blitzed? Jillian you can’t buy that kind of entertainment.