Jill: Lillian, why are you decanting half a dozen bottles of tequila?

Lill: I’m fishing for the worms.

Jill: *Raises eyebrows* I feel like I should know better than asking, but why are you collecting tequila worms?

Lill: I’m going to feed them to my pigeons and see what happens.

Jill: *Sigh* Why couldn’t you just go to the movies on a Saturday night like a normal person?

Lill: And potentially miss out on watching my pigeons fly around blitzed? Jillian you can’t buy that kind of entertainment.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Ummmm…..ever tried to catch fish with those worms?

  2. jensine says:

    I once fed a cat chocolates filled with liqueur … very funny, especially as it wasn’t my cat

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