Lill: You know, I think the Final Jeopardy theme tune may in fact be a variation on ‘I’m A Little Teapot’ – do you suppose this is why we find it so appealing?
Jill: *Sigh* I’ll take ‘Mindless Fodder That No One Gives A Crap About’ for 400 Alex.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Hey now, don’t be sassing The Trebek – his name and vocation must be treated with the reverence they both deserve.
Jill: Meh, he’s never been the same since losing the mustache.
Lill: *Eyes wide* You DID NOT just ‘meh’ the fierceness that is Alex Trebek.
Jill: I did and I’d do it again – I never trust a man with cue cards…