Jill: Plans for today?

Lill: Yes, I am going to the market.

Jill: *Raises eyebrows* You?! Going to the market?! On a Saturday when children will be present no less?! I am all astonishment – what could possibly entice you to embark on this unexpected sojourn?

Lill: That bastard Easter Bunny hasn’t delivered any loot since the late 90’s and the copious amounts of chocolate owed to me must be retrieved somehow.

Jill: Ah, I see – It’s a quest for chocolate then. I take it your plans for the better part of tomorrow involve devouring the bounty of today’s hunt?

Lill: I’ll be eating Lindt bunnies until I sweat cocoa.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    Yeah … I’m with you no Easter eggs here either ðŸ˜Ķ

  2. fela2fela says:

    Jill, you used Caroline Bingly language… Does that mean that you inadvertently bequeathed Darcy to Lill?

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