Jill: Plans for today?
Lill: Yes, I am going to the market.
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* You?! Going to the market?! On a Saturday when children will be present no less?! I am all astonishment – what could possibly entice you to embark on this unexpected sojourn?
Lill: That bastard Easter Bunny hasn’t delivered any loot since the late 90’s and the copious amounts of chocolate owed to me must be retrieved somehow.
Jill: Ah, I see – It’s a quest for chocolate then. I take it your plans for the better part of tomorrow involve devouring the bounty of today’s hunt?
Lill: I’ll be eating Lindt bunnies until I sweat cocoa.