*Lill and Jill are at Lillian’s Gran’s house for Easter dinner*

Lill: Jillian what the hell?! You are not texting under my Gran’s dinner table like some asinine teenager.

Jill: Erm…no, just checking work email is all.

Lill: Yeah, sure you are – lemme see…

Jill: *Gasp* No Lill, wait!

Lill: *Snigger* Right, cause sexting under my Gran’s table is now part of your job description…who do you have to send dirty messages to anyways?

*Beeping noises from the kitchen*

Lill’s Nan: Alfie turn off that phone! For goodness sake it’s Easter dinner!

Jill: *Crosses arms* Yes Jillian…for goodness sake…


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90β€²s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    really … shame on Alfie for not having his phone on silent

  2. Please tell me Alfie is Lill`s hot firefighter brother.

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