Jill: Where were you this morning?
Lill: Out – I figured I should drag my heathen ass to church as it’s Easter Sunday and all.
Jill: Glad to see you didn’t incinerate upon crossing the threshold.
Lill: Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised – and it turns out making the trek to mass was a genius idea.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Oh?
Lill: I walked through Mulberry Park on the way home and there were chocolate eggs EVERYWHERE! Look how many I managed to stash in my purse.
Jill: *Sigh* You do realize that in taking these eggs you have effectively pillaged the Mulberry Park Easter Egg Hunt?
Lill: Well I…but they were all just laying there…I…erm…crap – I’m the Grinch who stole Easter…
Jill: *Crosses arms* Better get some bunny ears and cab back to the park if you want to get there before all those Who-girls and boys arrive.
Lill: Do you think they’ll sing upon my triumphant return and ask me to carve the holiday roast beast?
Jill: Before or after they arrest your Grinchy ass?