Lill: So they’re making me take a conflict management course at work.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Gosh, I can’t think why you of all people would require learning on such matters.
Lill: I know right? Apparently throwing empty ink cartridges at the interns isn’t part of the ‘toolkit’ for improving performance.
Jill: It must be difficult working with such restrictions.
Lill: It’s unbearable – how am I supposed to be an effective mentor if unprovoked and sporadic violence towards my mentees is prohibited?
Jill: I guess you’ll just have to get creative.
Lill: Heh, that reminds me, it’s been a while since the office inventory of thumbtacks was sorted by colour…