*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I think the mail room staff are plotting something…

Jill: *Sigh* You always think people who work with mail are sinister, and isn’t it a little early for workplace conspiracy theories?

Lill: That’s what they WANT you to think Jillian – but I know better. Mail room people are not to be trusted – they know things. Ours have been more twitchy than usual and so I’ve been tracking Mr. Davidson and his mail cart since 9:30.

Jill: And what did you discover, other than you can apparently creep around your building like a psychotic stalker for extended periods without anyone seeming to notice?

Lill: First of all – he knows everyone’s name AND their position title AND where in the building they work…

Jill: Erm…he’s a mail guy Lillian, that’s his job.

Lill: IS it?! Is it really? Hmm…well what about his little cart – who knows what he’s got hidden in all those folders.

Jill: *Sigh* My guess would be mail.

Lill: Perhaps…perhaps not…

Jill: Look Lill, we just came off of a long weekend and I’ve got a dozen emails to get through before lunch – can we continue indulging your boredom-fueled paranoia after lunch?

Lill: IF I’m still here Jillian…if any of us are still here…

Jill: *Sigh*

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

8 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    It’s a conspiracy! They’re collecting information for the massive takeover during lunch! Those folders are filled with junkmail and sweepstake offers you’ve been secretly registered for.

  2. jensine says:

    Post is an anagram for STOP and round for DO RUN… maybe they are trying to tell you something

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