*Lill in the kitchen making coffee*
Lill: Jillian! Where is the new bag of coffee beans?!
Jill: In the fridge – side door!
Lill: *Grumble* Always moving my stuff…can never find anything…hate this stupid packaging…always impossible to open…
Jill: Did I just hear an entire new bag of coffee beans spill onto the floor?
Lill: No…what you heard was an entire new bag of coffee beans spill onto the floor and through the heating vent.
Lill: I’m not sure what I find more disturbing, the fact that I’ve just lost my morning coffee or that every third apartment in our building is now going to smell like a coffee house…