Lill: Are you, Janie and the other Rockettes going out this week?
Jill: Yeah, Thursday – why?
Lill: Erm…can I come with?
Jill: *Jaw drops* Seriously? But you never want to come out with us – in fact the last time I extended an invite you declined stating an enema and five consecutive hours of televised women’s golf would be preferable.
Lill: *Cough* Yeah well…I just cleaned out my closet and am thinking it might be time for my yearly outing.
Lill: I found an unopened box of condoms…
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: *Sigh* They expired last month…