Lill: Are you, Janie and the other Rockettes going out this week?

Jill: Yeah, Thursday – why?

Lill: Erm…can I come with?

Jill: *Jaw drops* Seriously? But you never want to come out with us – in fact the last time I extended an invite you declined stating an enema and five consecutive hours of televised women’s golf would be preferable.

Lill: *Cough* Yeah well…I just cleaned out my closet and am thinking it might be time for my yearly outing.

Jill: Oh?

Lill: I found an unopened box of condoms…

Jill: *Raises eyebrow*

Lill: *Sigh* They expired last month…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    Just use them as balloons .. or beter fill them with water and throw them at people and duck 🙂

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