Lill: ‘illian can you geh meh a ‘poon?

Jill: *Raises eyebrows* Lillian, why you’re holding a toothbrush down your throat? You’re not going crazy-girl bulimic on me are you?

Lill: *Choke* You ‘hink I ‘ould ‘illingly give up ‘ood?! Are you crazah?! It’s this artichoke ‘pine – it’s stuck in mah throat.

Jill: You’re not supposed to eat the spines…

Lill: *Cough* Obviously…

Jill: Here’s the spoon – do you seriously think this will remove the spine?

Lill: I don’ know – I ‘ave to get the ‘oothbrush out ‘irst.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

10 responses »

  1. You must be swimming in these by now but I hope you have room for one more
    Congrats 🙂

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    *sigh and shakes head*
    There’s a reason it’s called an Arty-CHOKE!

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