Jill: Ugh, I had that dream about the Mantracker again last night.

Lill: Did he have his horse this time?

Jill: Yep – he rescued me from a bear and then rode off into the sunset.

Lill: Wow – He just left you there? Pff…what a guy…at least he took down the bear first.

Jill: Now I can’t stop thinking about him…

Lill: I like his hat.

Jill: Is it the beard? His beard is so incredibly neat and tidy – you can tell he really looks after himself…

Lill: Do you think I’d look good in a cowboy hat?

Jill: The fact that he’s a real honest to goodness cowboy is also appealing…

Lill: Where do you think I could buy a cowboy hat?

Jill: And he can navigate through almost every kind of terrain when on the hunt for his prey – a skill set totally undervalued these days…

Lill: The real question is, what would I wear with a cowboy hat?

Jill: I’m not sure what it all means…

Lill & Jill: So what do you think?

Jill: *Sigh* You always say that hats make your ass look big but that may not apply when wearing a cowboy hat – I’ll go to the mall with you on Saturday and we can find out.

Lill: You’re having sexy old man dreams – that’s a problem onto itself…maybe avoid bearded men in Stetsons and try not to get lost in the wilderness? Wait! Maybe you secretly want a horse! Let’s get a pony Jillian! Think of how great it will look with my new hat!

Jill: *Sigh* I’m going back to bed.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    The thing about old(er) men *ahem ahem* is that they can usually afford and are willing to buy dinner AND drinks.

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