Jill: Ugh, I had that dream about the Mantracker again last night.
Lill: Did he have his horse this time?
Jill: Yep – he rescued me from a bear and then rode off into the sunset.
Lill: Wow – He just left you there? Pff…what a guy…at least he took down the bear first.
Jill: Now I can’t stop thinking about him…
Lill: I like his hat.
Jill: Is it the beard? His beard is so incredibly neat and tidy – you can tell he really looks after himself…
Lill: Do you think I’d look good in a cowboy hat?
Jill: The fact that he’s a real honest to goodness cowboy is also appealing…
Lill: Where do you think I could buy a cowboy hat?
Jill: And he can navigate through almost every kind of terrain when on the hunt for his prey – a skill set totally undervalued these days…
Lill: The real question is, what would I wear with a cowboy hat?
Jill: I’m not sure what it all means…
Lill & Jill: So what do you think?
Jill: *Sigh* You always say that hats make your ass look big but that may not apply when wearing a cowboy hat – I’ll go to the mall with you on Saturday and we can find out.
Lill: You’re having sexy old man dreams – that’s a problem onto itself…maybe avoid bearded men in Stetsons and try not to get lost in the wilderness? Wait! Maybe you secretly want a horse! Let’s get a pony Jillian! Think of how great it will look with my new hat!
Jill: *Sigh* I’m going back to bed.