Jill: What are you watching?
Lill: I’m split screening Pride and Prejudice with Lost In Austen.
Lill: I’m lining up the ‘wet shirt’ scenes in each.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: *Cough* It’s a purely scientific endeavour I assure you – I’m conducting a comparative analysis.
Jill: And what are your findings?
Lill: Cowan-Darcy gets full marks for his shirt cling, epic shoulders and smouldering gaze, while Firth-Darcy wins for his unbearable handsomeness and charm in being caught informally dressed…and for being Colin Firth.
Jill: So who’s the winner then?
Lill: *Sigh* Still undecided…I think I need to rewatch the scenes.
Jill: A second look certainly won’t hurt.
Lill: Neither will a 48th…