Jill: Pleased with ourselves are we?
Lill: Yes! I have cleverly avoided any and all bad juju associated with this, Friday the 13th.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* I see…well congratulations…ah, would you mind going to grab the mail downstairs – I forgot to on my way up.
Lill: Sure thing. *Whistling*
Lill: Fate is evil and you’re her bitch – I will no longer be retrieving the mail.
Jill: But you were having an epic day of winning – what happened?
Lill: My bank sent a letter informing me that they’ll be increasing the interest rate on my student loan which I can now expect to have paid off by menopause AND I’ve been summoned for jury duty.
Jill: I see…
Lill: AND the elevator decided it needed a rest in between the 9th and 10th floors.
Jill: Are you alone?
Lill: No, I’m with Mrs. Stanley and her black cat Snowball.