*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I’m surrounded by douchery…

Jill: *Sigh* It’s Friday Lillian – can’t you just hold off from ranting another 9 hours?

Lill: Not when I just shared an elevator with two pairs of flip-flops and three pairs of Ugg boots.

Jill: Oh I see…

Lill: They’re taking over!! Morons with inappropriate and asinine footwear!

Jill: *Sigh* I’m sympathetic, really I am – but who are we to judge what’s trendy?

Lill: How can you NOT judge?! It is not wintertime, there is no snow on the ground, and wearing ugly-ass glorified slippers to a place of business is blasphemous! Likewise, while the mercury is slowly climbing it is NOT summertime either, we do NOT live at a beach, and I’ll thank you for exposing me to your crusty ingrown toenails and hairy feet as cheap plastic slaps the bottom of your heels whilst you walk to the copy machine!

Jill: Take a breath – it’ll be ok.

Lill: You say that but you know it’s not true – unless of course you’re giving me permission to beat said accusers with the offending footwear.

Jill: Would you feel better if we ate lunch in the park and threw things at the runners as they passed by?

Lill: *Sniff* Yes…yes I would.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90ā€²s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

7 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    well i do like flip flops but a it’s not quite summer yet I am clumping around in clogs

  2. Oh please please please…is there room on that park bench for three????

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