Jill: I just dyed my hair – what do you think?
Lill: *Snigger* Aren’t you still a little young to be sporting the blue-haired look? You usually have to be on Medicare to qualify for that shade.
Jill: *Gasp* What?! It’s BLUE?! The box said ‘Ash blonde’!
Lill: Oh so you were going for grey? Well this is a definite improvement then – gold star!