Jill: I just got a text from Janie…
Lill: I thought she was on a date tonight?
*Jill on the phone*
Jill: *High screechy voice* Hey it’s Jill! I’m soooo sorry to interrupt your dinner, but I’ve got this thing that may or may not be an emergency that I likely will survive but reaaaallly need your help with at this very moment so put down your fork and leave the restaurant as soon as you can – my life doesn’t depend on it but it’s necessary for you to be veerrrry concerned right now….right…right…that’s it….good….ok great…are you out then? Terrific – no problem darling. Bye.
Jill: *Cough* Yes, Janie was on a date tonight.