Jill: I just got a text from Janie…

Lill: I thought she was on a date tonight?

*Jill on the phone*

Jill: *High screechy voice* Hey it’s Jill! I’m soooo sorry to interrupt your dinner, but I’ve got this thing that may or may not be an emergency that I likely will survive but reaaaallly need your help with at this very moment so put down your fork and leave the restaurant as soon as you can – my life doesn’t depend on it but it’s necessary for you to be veerrrry concerned right now….right…right…that’s it….good….ok great…are you out then? Terrific – no problem darling. Bye.

Lill: So…?

Jill: *Cough* Yes, Janie was on a date tonight.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

11 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    So that was YOU that called!!!!! Got to love a good wingman!

  2. cirtnecce says:

    I remember making and continue to make as well as survive on such phone calls…where would we girls be without our sisterhood!! 🙂

    • Seriously I know! Lillian has bailed me out only twice – her methods are sometimes a little unorthodox so I try not to lean on her for this kind of thing – if you ever need one let me know! :-)…J

  3. Cakes McCain says:

    hahaha! It would be nice to have the back-up… if I ever GET a date that is!

  4. jensine says:

    Yes I’ve done and recieved that text … yeah to girl friends

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