Lill: Hey Jill, can you come here and take a look in my closet?

Jill: Sure…GOOD GOD! What DIED?! *Cough* *Gasp* *Wheeze*

Lill: Oh good you can smell it too.

Jill: *Sputter* Of course I can smell it! The entire city block can likely smell it! What the hell have you got in there?!

Lill: It’s either Hellspawn or a misplaced salami sandwich…perhaps both.

Jill: *Holding nose* Ugh, that’s brutal Lillian – clean it up or I’m donating your coffee maker to Goodwill.

Lill: Right, I’ll need a Hazmat suit, a gallon of Febreze, a garbage bag and a priest.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    I heard it is best to exorcise salami with cheese

  2. When you are done there, can you come clean out whatever is rotting under the back seat of my car? I’m fairly certain its not one of my kids.

  3. onegirlgeek says:

    Good luck finding the sandwich! Hope it hasn’t mutated into a sentient creature by the time you find it. Best to go in armed, just in case.

    • LOL, I kept my own door closed for two entire days waiting for the smell to fully dissipate – the arming thing is good advice for Lillian and some of her habits – *shudder* you have no idea what that woman brings home sometimes…J

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