Lill: Hey Jill, can you come here and take a look in my closet?
Jill: Sure…GOOD GOD! What DIED?! *Cough* *Gasp* *Wheeze*
Lill: Oh good you can smell it too.
Jill: *Sputter* Of course I can smell it! The entire city block can likely smell it! What the hell have you got in there?!
Lill: It’s either Hellspawn or a misplaced salami sandwich…perhaps both.
Jill: *Holding nose* Ugh, that’s brutal Lillian – clean it up or I’m donating your coffee maker to Goodwill.
Lill: Right, I’ll need a Hazmat suit, a gallon of Febreze, a garbage bag and a priest.