Lill: You’ve reached Lillian, project consultant for…erm…with…shit!

Lill: …for today April…17th…no 18th…SHIT!

Lill: …I’m in the office but away from my desk, so please leave a message with your contact details and I’ll call, erm return your call…FUCK!!

*Phone rings*

Jill: Hey, how’s your morning going?

Lill: ARGH!!!

Jill: Ok fine! If now’s a bad time I’ll call back and leave a message!

Lill: *Crying*


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

11 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Call my voicemail and you’ll be greeted with: “WHAT!!!”

  2. jensine says:

    Just say … I’m not here please spak after the tone and maybe I’ll get back to you

  3. OMG…I have the same voicemail message!

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