Jill: Want something to drink? I’m making myself a Pink Flamingo.
Lill: *Eyes widen* Ooo, that sounds delish – yes please!
Jill: I hope you like it – I picked up the mix yesterday.
*Jill hands Lill her drink*
Lill: *Sputter* *Cough* AHH! What the hell is this and why is it hot?!
Jill: It’s tea.
Lill: There’s no alcohol in it!
Jill: It’s herbal tea.
Lill: *Grumble* It tastes like juice, you gave me juice.
Jill: It’s not juice.
Lill: *Grumble* If I wanted juice I would have asked for it.
Jill: You asked for it.
Lill: I asked for a ‘Pink Flamingo’ which until 30 seconds ago existed in my mind as some glorious cranberry and vodka concoction.
Jill: Well it is a cocktail of sorts…just a sweet, citrusy version…in tea form.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Hmm…
*Lill goes into the kitchen then returns*
Lill: Juice is juice and vodka is the ambrosia that makes it sing – Jillian you may make a tea drinker out of me yet!