*Jill calls Lill at work*

Jill: Hey, I’m going to be home late tonight – I’ve got to sit in on a performance review for Colin.

Lill: Oh goody! Is he finally getting fired?! I’m amazed he finds his way back to the office everyday – someone must have sewn the directions into his coat.

Jill: *Sigh* No, not fired – not yet at least. He seems to be struggling with some personal issues…he’s been down and distracted lately.

Lill: Distracted eh? Maybe you should take away his markers and move all the light switches out of reach…

Jill: Noted, but he’ll likely benefit more from a therapist and some paid vacation…Gotta go, see you tonight.

*Several minutes later…Jill calls Lill*

Jill: Someone just sent Colin 365 days of The Bunny Suicides – anything you want to tell me?

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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