*Jill calls Lill at work*
Jill: Hey, I’m going to be home late tonight – I’ve got to sit in on a performance review for Colin.
Lill: Oh goody! Is he finally getting fired?! I’m amazed he finds his way back to the office everyday – someone must have sewn the directions into his coat.
Jill: *Sigh* No, not fired – not yet at least. He seems to be struggling with some personal issues…he’s been down and distracted lately.
Lill: Distracted eh? Maybe you should take away his markers and move all the light switches out of reach…
Jill: Noted, but he’ll likely benefit more from a therapist and some paid vacation…Gotta go, see you tonight.
*Several minutes later…Jill calls Lill*
Jill: Someone just sent Colin 365 days of The Bunny Suicides – anything you want to tell me?