Jill: What about Nathan?
Lill: Too into his ex…
Jill: And Andrew?
Lill: *Sigh* Too into himself…look Jill, searching through my epic dating fails for a possible replay is not a good idea – just because I date more than you doesn’t mean I’m better at it.
Jill: Hmm…what about Luke?
Lill: *Snigger* Luke? Too difficult to accommodate…
Jill: What do you mean?
Lill: He had a bendy-shaped penis – whenever he got excited it looked like he was trying to make a u-turn.
Jill: I can see how that might be problematic.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Yes, especially when attempting to parallel park…