Jill: What about Nathan?

Lill: Too into his ex…

Jill: And Andrew?

Lill: *Sigh* Too into himself…look Jill, searching through my epic dating fails for a possible replay is not a good idea – just because I date more than you doesn’t mean I’m better at it.

Jill: Hmm…what about Luke?

Lill: *Snigger* Luke? Too difficult to accommodate…

Jill: What do you mean?

Lill: He had a bendy-shaped penis – whenever he got excited it looked like he was trying to make a u-turn.

Jill: I can see how that might be problematic.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Yes, especially when attempting to parallel park…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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