Jill: Lillian it’s your turn to take down the recycling – you should do it before work.

Lill: Oh it is so NOT my turn – I took it last week.

Jill: That’s impossible.

Lill: It is fully possible and in fact the truth – capital T and everything.

Jill: *Crosses arms* If it were the truth, there wouldn’t be a 6 ft tall stack of recycling teetering in its much smaller bin.

Lill: Hmph, I wanted to see if it could clear the fridge and that takes time and planning – you think being a recycling bin architect is an easy job?! You’ve got to account for weight, size, shape, material, use bits of stuck on food for reinforcement – it’s like Tetris on crack! What I’ve created is a architectural marvel and you have the audacity to ask me to take it down, to deprive our sterile and conventional kitchen from such ingenuity, to…wait, where are you going?…Jillian?

*CRASH! BANG! SHATTER!*

Jill: *Sigh* Well that’s a shame.

Lill: What happened?!

Jill: Jillzilla just took down your skyscraper – I hope you have insurance.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. onegirlgeek says:

    I don’t think my roomies and I have managed to build a recycling skyscraper yet, but I will agree that it’s always a pain to take out. No one wants to do it until cans and bottles start getting placed on the floor because the bins are full…

    • Yes…this is our kitchen…EVERY week – you think a cleaning/garbage schedule will work but then you argue about the schedule rather than the mess *sigh* – it was ridiculously tall for the record – she does have some talent, no matter how misplaced it is sometimes…Jill

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