Jill: Lillian it’s your turn to take down the recycling – you should do it before work.
Lill: Oh it is so NOT my turn – I took it last week.
Jill: That’s impossible.
Lill: It is fully possible and in fact the truth – capital T and everything.
Jill: *Crosses arms* If it were the truth, there wouldn’t be a 6 ft tall stack of recycling teetering in its much smaller bin.
Lill: Hmph, I wanted to see if it could clear the fridge and that takes time and planning – you think being a recycling bin architect is an easy job?! You’ve got to account for weight, size, shape, material, use bits of stuck on food for reinforcement – it’s like Tetris on crack! What I’ve created is a architectural marvel and you have the audacity to ask me to take it down, to deprive our sterile and conventional kitchen from such ingenuity, to…wait, where are you going?…Jillian?
*CRASH! BANG! SHATTER!*
Jill: *Sigh* Well that’s a shame.
Lill: What happened?!
Jill: Jillzilla just took down your skyscraper – I hope you have insurance.