Jill: Lillian, there are over a dozen cans of tuna in the pantry…
Lill: I like tuna – I bought them last week.
Jill: Riiight, but why did you purchase enough to get us through the rest of our twenties?
Lill: *Snigger* Oh yeah, I ran into one of those crazy coupon ladies who informed me of the sale so when she was busy with the 25 cent discount on dish soap I snagged the lot.
Jill: You out-crazied the crazy coupon lady….
Lill: Yes, but she was quite perturbed at my apparent betrayal and attempted to negotiate for some of my haul with discounted condensed milk.
Jill: And you were obviously unmoved by this…
Lill: Why would I need fifteen cans of condensed milk Jillian? I mean, it wasn’t even the sweetened kind.
Jill: It all makes sense.
Lill: I thought so – but she yelled at me all the way to the checkout and then tried to take my tuna coupon away.
Lill: No really it’s ok – the manager said he has to deal with these kind of situations all the time – he was very sympathetic.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* I’m sure he was…
Lill: Yes, just so long as I never go back.
Jill: What?! You’ve been BANNED?! How?
Lill: Erm, apparently accosting elderly customers is a violation of store values – especially as it was Seniors Day.
Jill: Lillian! That’s terrible!
Lill: Agreed! How was I supposed to know it was Seniors Day?