*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I think Meryl our admin assistant is attempting to orchestrate my professional ruin.

Jill: Well you’ve already given her a good head start.

Lill: She’s ‘forgotten’ to CC me on three critical memos this month and has now taken away my key to the copy room claiming it needs to go to the new Director.

Jill: This woman is clearly the devil incarnate and you must do all you can to foul her obvious plans of evil and deceit.

Lill: I’m already on it – you know how proactive I get when my professional integrity comes under question.

Jill: Do I want to know or will it complicate matters when I’m asked to testify?

Lill: Oh you know me – I never handle my own dirty work.

Jill: *Sigh* Those poor interns…

Lill: Heh heh…and none of them will talk when the new Director asks our Meryl why all the boardroom chairs are missing their wheels.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. cirtnecce says:

    Dammm…I never tried that…I just get them to flick all the stationary before a meeting 😉

  2. amb says:

    I shudder to think how Lill is planning to celebrate Administrative Professionals day today… actually, strike that, I really want to know how Lill is planning to celebrate Administrative Professionals day today…Mission Impossible: Intern Protocol, maybe? 😉

    • I think she technically has to respect a ceasefire regarding Meryl…but Lillian will no doubt find some sort of loop hole (and you’re right in assuming it will involve the interns…I really feel for them) …Jill

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