*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: I think Meryl our admin assistant is attempting to orchestrate my professional ruin.
Jill: Well you’ve already given her a good head start.
Lill: She’s ‘forgotten’ to CC me on three critical memos this month and has now taken away my key to the copy room claiming it needs to go to the new Director.
Jill: This woman is clearly the devil incarnate and you must do all you can to foul her obvious plans of evil and deceit.
Lill: I’m already on it – you know how proactive I get when my professional integrity comes under question.
Jill: Do I want to know or will it complicate matters when I’m asked to testify?
Lill: Oh you know me – I never handle my own dirty work.
Jill: *Sigh* Those poor interns…
Lill: Heh heh…and none of them will talk when the new Director asks our Meryl why all the boardroom chairs are missing their wheels.