*Jill calls Lill at work*
Jill: Hey, how was your lunch?
Lill: Erm, eventful…I set off a metal detector coming back into the building.
Jill: Seriously? What the hell did you have on you?
Lill: Well, earlier today I entered a paperclip necklace making competition with two of the interns…I won – obviously – and as victor, got to wear everyone’s finished product to display my prowess.
Jill: …and they set off the alarms.
Lill: They sure did…security wasn’t impressed. First they asked me how I had the time to waste on such an activity and then they chastised me for stealing office supplies.
Jill: How many did you use?
Lill: It couldn’t have been more than 5 boxes – but I won’t lie, I panicked. I told them I was suffering from neck pain from working so hard and that the paperclip necklaces were a form of magnotherapy. I added that in addition to easing chronic pain they also boost libido.
Jill: Did they buy it?
Lill: Heh, apparently so – the head of security just ordered 200 boxes…