Jill: *Grumble* The kids from Glee get laid more than I do…

Lill: Maybe you should break out in song more often.

Jill: High school was so easy…all you needed was boobs and you were adored.

Lill: Pfft…speak for yourself – I was in undershirts until I turned 24.

Jill: I’m going to dig up my old cheerleading uniform.

Lill: You got the vomit stains out I take it?

*Moments later*

Jill: Lillian! Bring scissors and vodka! *Sob*

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

10 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Cheerleading outfit, huh? Hmmmmmm….
    *mind wanders slightly off path*

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