Jill: *Grumble* The kids from Glee get laid more than I do…
Lill: Maybe you should break out in song more often.
Jill: High school was so easy…all you needed was boobs and you were adored.
Lill: Pfft…speak for yourself – I was in undershirts until I turned 24.
Jill: I’m going to dig up my old cheerleading uniform.
Lill: You got the vomit stains out I take it?
Jill: Lillian! Bring scissors and vodka! *Sob*