*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: Your great uncle George just died.
Jill: WHAT?! Oh my god! Did my mom call you?! Wait…why didn’t she call me?
Lill: Probably because no one – including George – actually died.
Jill: Explain Lillian – and you better have a good reason for killing off my extended family on a whim.
Lill: No whim – wanted to get out of my afternoon meetings.
Jill: Wha..? You told your boss one of MY relatives died to get an early start to the weekend?!
Lill: Heh, pretty clever eh? I’m packing my things as we speak to go and meet you at the ‘funeral home’ – AND my office will be sending you flowers later today.
Lill: You’re not mad right?
Jill: Did you tell anyone else?
Lill: Just your manager, who is likely making his way to your desk as we speak – I suggest you make with the tears and get your coat.
Lill: I’ll get the first round.