Lill: *Whining* I can’t believe you’re leaving me for the rest of the weekend – I feel utterly abandoned Jillian.

Jill: You’ve got enough food until Monday evening and Darren has promised to check in on you tomorrow.

Lill: *Crosses arms* Gee Jill, did you also remember to fill my water bowl?

Jill: No, but there’s a bottle of vodka in the freezer.

Lill: Hmmm…I’d promise to spread it out over the next two days but you know as soon as you leave I’m just going to drink the whole thing.

Jill: *Sigh* Well if you get sick, try not to do it on the rug – I just had it cleaned.



About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Just one bottle? What about later when the pizza arrives?

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