Lill: *Whining* I can’t believe you’re leaving me for the rest of the weekend – I feel utterly abandoned Jillian.
Jill: You’ve got enough food until Monday evening and Darren has promised to check in on you tomorrow.
Lill: *Crosses arms* Gee Jill, did you also remember to fill my water bowl?
Jill: No, but there’s a bottle of vodka in the freezer.
Lill: Hmmm…I’d promise to spread it out over the next two days but you know as soon as you leave I’m just going to drink the whole thing.
Jill: *Sigh* Well if you get sick, try not to do it on the rug – I just had it cleaned.