Lill: Hmmm…Jillian is away until tomorrow night…I’ve eaten all her food and booze, watched and deleted her PVRed TV, opened her mail, rearranged the medicine cabinet to my liking and gone shopping through her closet…what could there possibly be left for me to do with this temporary independence?


Lill: Hmph…being without my roomie kinda sucks…


Lill: *Grumble*…where does she get off leaving me for the weekend? What kind of person does that?! She didn’t even leave the good cookies…


Lill: *Sniff*…


Lill: Maybe I’ll just send a quick text to see if she’s ok…

Jill: Lillian – For the 12th time now – if you keep harassing me with txt msgs I will NEVER come home!! >:-/


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

9 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    You could glue all her left shoes to the floor.
    Write a rather disgusting post in her name.
    Text her a picture of your smiling face with the caption “Guess what I did?”

    • Am LOVING #3…but I’ve been banned from further texting so I think it’s going to have to be a flip for 1 or 2 which is tough because we have a sort of rule about 2 and I actually like some of her left shoes/boots…hmmm tricky, very tricky…L

  2. jensine says:

    mmmhh you could also steal all her right socks and sew her duvet to the mattress. Or you could also replace her mirror with a life size photo of you in her favourite dress, change the lock on her door to be only opened with your voice and finger print and if all else fails tell her you peed in one of her shoes but not tell her which one 😉

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